The Faces of Swift

Multi-award winning country singer, Taylor Swift, has proved to be quite the breakout star. While I think her music fares closer to pop rather than country, she is a proven force to be reckoned with. With bippity boppity diddies like "Love Song" and "You Belong With Me," she virtually became an overnight success.


Swift has been nominated for approximately 89 awards of which 59 were won. Amongst her wins are 4 Grammys, 6 AMAs, and 6 CMAs.


With that said, Taylor Swift has gotten on my last damn nerve with that repetitive, dopey, mouth gaped open, "I'm so shocked" dumb ass look every time she wins an award. The look is seriously tired already. C'mon heifer, stop looking so god damn surprised as if you haven't already won fifty thousand awards.

Take a look at a montage of the never-ending Faces of Swift:

As you can see, it has reached a point in which her look is no longer bashful and modest. I can understand the shock the first few times, but one would think that after 50 wins, you would be used to the shit by now. I wonder if those who are in the same category each time she wins is as sick of this stupid, short-bus grin as I am. 

Congrats on all of your success Taylor, but please spare us from the wide-eyed doe look. Just get your ass on stage from now on and collect your bounty, give a speech and saunter off.

Best 2010 Superbowl Ads

Following the advice of my friend Frank, I decided to post a few of the best commercials from Superbowl Sunday.


E*Trade (My #1 pick)

These E Trade baby commercials never grow old. MILKA-WHAT? Baby girl was ready to cut a bitch.


Doritos

Doritos gave us many ads to choose from but this was by far their best. That little boy slapped the taste out of that man's mouth.


Doritos

A Doritos' samurai? Priceless!

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Best 2010 Grammy Performances

Here are my picks for the best performances of the evening during this year's Grammy Awards.

LADY GAGA (w/Elton John) Best Performance of the Night.

Her performances never fail to impress. Too bad she has been consistently cheated out of awards that she deserves.

PINK

Another amazing acrobatic performance!

Andrea Bocelli and Mary J. Blige (Haiti - Bridge Over Troubled Water)

This was a fantastic pairing for this song. Excellent.

Michael Jackson Tribute (Earth Song)

This was really a beautiful tribute and they all sounded amazing... especially my girls Celine Dion and Jennifer Hudson.

Best Dressed
Worst Dressed

2010 Grammy's Best Dressed

Here is my list of red carpet winners from the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards:

LADY GAGA

While you may not agree... Gaga walked the carpet like a true piece of abstract art in this Armani Privé confection. This galactic, almost angelic look is a far cry better than some of her previous demonic looks. Would you really expect anything less from her?

Common

Common added style and flair by contrasting prints. The maroon and white polk-dot silk scarf popped against the grey plaid suit. The pocket square helped solidfy this fresh look for the Grammys.

PINK

Reminiscent of a mermaid, Pink was glamorous in this scalloped Tony Ward creation.

John Legend

John created a lengendary look by pairing a thin black tie and a pewter mesh sweater with his silver suit.

Keri Hilson

This is the best I've ever seen Ms. Hilson look. She slightly resembled Diahann Carroll. This Dolce & Gabbana gown made her look like a statuesque, special edition Barbie.  She certainly wasn't going to win based on her vocals, but she was definitely a winner on the red carpet.

The Jonas Brothers

While there were better dressed men on the carpet than the "Jonas Brothers," I feel they are finally beginning to distinguish themselves as individuals. I only wish that Nick hadn't gone for such a formal look (He looks like he is going to his bar mitzvah), especially with the bow-tie. These are 3 fairly young guys and they should've had a little more fun with their look, but kudos either way.

 

CLICK HERE for my worst dressed list.

2010 Grammy's WORST Dressed.

There was an abundance of fashion disasters on the red carpet this year. I've tried my best to limit the number of inductees to this year's Worst Dressed list. Here it goes...

Ciara

Wearing Givenchy, Ciara managed to look like Pin Head's mistress from Hellraiser.

Imogen Heap

What in the world was she thinking? Imogen, you are no Lady Gaga. She looks as if she is at the premier of the next SAW movie with that contraption around her neck... "Let's play a game..."

Rihanna

Rihanna is normally stunning in all that she wears. However, this Bajan bombshell failed to impress me in this Elie Saab frock. Some things should be left on the runway. While Rihanna's statuesque figure can pull off the high neckline, the draping at her hips made her look wide. Overall the dress seemed to be a bit much for her.

Brittany Spears

Brittany!!! Come on now! Are you serious? It looks like she is wearing a damn girdle. Can we say HOT MESS? She looks like she is attending the annual trailer park formal. I think the better question is, what the hell was Dolce & Gabbana thinking when they designed this crap?

Miranda Lambert

Dear God!!! At 26, country singer Miranda Lambert was successful at aging herself at least 30 years.

This dress is so wrong, is so many many many ways. It's just plain UGLY and the unflattering fit makes her look as wide as a house. Can someone hire me as their damn stylist?

Usher

Usher, you tried... but it just didn't work out. A three-piece suit along with a LARGE check shirt and a polka dot tie was literally an eye sore. He looked like a walking optical illusion.

Ne-Yo

Really Ne-Yo??? He nailed the pimp look, complete with two gals on his arms. Now he is hiring dates to maintain a facade? Just come out the damn closet already... How you doin?

Adam Lambert

Is anyone else getting sick of his desperate cries for attention? He looks like something out of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Pssst... Guess what Adam, you're never gonna be a Madonna or Lady Gaga.

Lea Michele

Glee's Lea Michele just can't seem to get it right. At the Golden Globes (right) she wore a stunning gown, but it was wayyy too much of a dress for her to pull off (especially being so young). It was also too dark. Now at the Grammys (left) she chooses a more age appropriate dress which is cute, HOWEVER... it looks almost as if she chopped off the bottom half of the dress that she wore at the Golden Globes. Switch it up Lea!!! Call me if you need help... and you do need help.

Beyonce

Many will disagree, but I'm seldom a fan of Beyonce's dress choices.

Don't get me wrong, I think the Stephanie Rolland gown the diva wore on the red carpet was gorgeous, but not on her. The detail on that gown is amazing. However, Beyonce is a very thick/curvaceous woman. The material of that gown seems awfully thick and the detail/craftsmanship adds dimension which makes Beyonce look bulky. I also think those large Etruscan earrings were a bit much.

Now take a look at the dress she wore when accepting her award. Again, I'm not sure why she is a fan of adding bulk, but this dress looks as if she smeared glue on herself and rolled around in loose scrap metal an tabs from soda cans. Beyonce continues to look more and more draggish each time I see her.

Who were your picks for the worst? Questions and comments are always welcome... leave your's below.

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